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TOP TEN SIGNS THE GUY HIJACKING YOUR PLANE HAS NEVER
HIJACKED BEFORE
10. HIS SO-CALLED "GUN" HAS A VERY STRONG LICORICE SMELL
9. ASKS FLIGHT ATTENDANT, "IS THIS A HIJACKING OR NO
HIJACKING SECTION?"
8. WRITES HIS NAME AND ADDRESS ON LITTLE CARD SO HE CAN GET
FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO IN-FLIGHT MAGAZINE
7. HIS ONLY DEMAND: MORE PEANUTS!
6. ON HIS WAY UP TO COCKPIT, FLIGHT ATTENDANT SAYS HE'S NOT
ALLOWED IN FIRST CLASS, SO HE SHEEPISHLY GOES BACK TO HIS SEAT
5. HIS NAME TAG SAYS "HIJACKER TRAINEE"
4. SITS ON TOP OF THE BEVERAGE CART, SOARS DOWN THE AISLES
YELLING, "I'M KING OF THE SKY!"
3. KEEPS MUTTERING SOMETHING ABOUT HOW HIJACKING IS LIKE A
BOX OF CHOCOLATES
2. INTRODUCED TO THE CAPTAIN, HE DEMANDS TO MEET TENILLE
1. HE CHECKED HIS GUN
Letterman, Thursday November 3, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994